Half a liter of Crown Royal means it’s time for rambling about Japanese music. Regulars should know how this works by now. I get all tipsy (and then some) and ramble about Japanese music like a madman stumbling through a record store, grabbing handfuls of CDs and declaring them quickly and at once to be crap or not.
Let’s do this people.
Here we go, another J-Tox article, where I become increasingly intoxicated and ramble about Japanese music. Sometimes I manage to construct nouns and verbs into meaningful sentences. Often… not.
Let’s see how I fare this time.
Another J-Tox article so soon? Well I’m unemployed guys, so I have plent of time to sit around, drink my ass off, abuse over the counter substances, and write about Japanese music.
Welcome to J-Tox, where I write about Japanese music in an increasingly intoxicated state, without ever editing the material post-facto. If I fuck up and say something false—well—then that’s just how it is.
So let’s get started.
It’s 2011, the Tennessee Volunteers just lost in overtime to the North Carolina Tarhills </FootballReferenceNoOneGets>, and I am drunk. And getting drunker. Time to talk about Japanese music. Because fuck the Goddamn Tarhill mother-fuckers.
If you are new to Life’s Not Simple and have not read a J-Tox article, here’s how it works: I write about Japanese music, while dangerously intoxicated. And then the articles are posted after the fact, never edited or corrected post-facto, regardless of any factual (or typographical) mistakes I write during their creation. So you can consider these articles to be ‘raw’ and ‘unfiltered’.
Well this rant has been a long time coming. Long-term readers will remember the series in which I get hammer-blasted via some chemical medium, often alcohol, and then proceed to rambling about Japanese music as if I have a clue as what I’m saying. Well time for the second installment in the latest carnation of that liver-destroying series. Let’s begin!
(Note: These rants are not edited after the fact for typographical, grammatical, or factual errors. But you are more than free to point them out in the comments.)
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