Archive for August, 2010

Review: Ergo Proxy

Dai Satou must believe that the Earth is totally going to be fucked one of these days. He is the chief script-writer of Erge Proxy, and of another show that I really enjoyed: Eureka Seven. In both shows, the environmental status of Earth is… not great. Maybe that’s something of a spoiler for Eureka Seven? I doubt it.

Unlike Eureka Seven, you learn very quickly in Ergo Proxy that the Earth is totally fucked. I presume by some apocalyptic, poor decision by man-kind. Is it worth watching the series to figure out those wrongs and how one might right them? Let me tell you…

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IPL — The “when” Construct

In the last installment of IPL, I talked about moments. To recap: a moment is a unit of time during which all instructions happen together. That is, no instruction inside a moment can happen before or after any other instruction. The previous article explains the benefits, limitations, and specifics of such a system.

In this article, I want to talk about a keyword that extends the functionality and flexibility of moments in a simple manner. It is the “when” keyword, and it has the following syntax:

when moment-specifier
{
    moment-safe instructions
}
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IN: Two Last Words

I mentioned in a previous post that I’ve been playing Imperishable Night a lot, which has been true for probably a year now or longer. I thought it would be fun to put up a short video showing off how to beat two of the Last Word Spells, Saigyouji Flawless Nirvana (221) and Emperor of the East (208). The Last Words are additional boss attacks that you unlock for various accomplishments in the game. In the video I used the Forbidden Team for beating both of them, because currently that’s my favorite team to play. But using them can be challenging, especially on 208. The reason is that Marisa and Alice are both the fastest and the most powerful team in the game. However, their huge disadvantage compared to all the other teams is that they can only fire straight-forward, with minimal spread in their attack. So you have to be right under a boss to be hitting them, which is what makes 208 difficult with this team.

You’ll also see me sometimes quickly switching between Marisa and Alice. This is not by accident. By doing this you get the effect of having Alice’s beam stay active and Marisa’s bullets—the so-called ‘Malice Cannon’. It’s a very useful trick getting through the game with that team, as you can use it to beat some bosses very, very quickly.

Anyways, enjoy the 11MB video.

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IPL – Moments


What is a moment?

A moment is an atomic unit of time. If two things happen in the same moment, then neither thing happens before or after the other.

This is a very useful semantic tool in the day-to-day thinking of the human mind, but it is surprisingly lacking in the domain of programming.

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Foxes, Phone Books, and Drugs

Goddamn I hate the pressure of having to create. When I am trying to brain-storm ideas for Life’s Not Simple, I often end up playing Imperishable Night, a vertical-scrolling shooter which you see here. It’s known as a ‘bullet hell’ game, for obvious reasons. Really—can you even see where the fuck I am in that picture?

Against Kaguya Horaisan’s first Last Spell on Hard difficulty

On this night I didn’t do very well at the game, so it left me frustrated. And now I just feel like ranting about random topics.

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